The rumors are true. I’m turning 50 soon and therefore thought it best to save you all the time and trouble trying to figure out what to get me. I could wax on about how I feel about turning 50, but that really doesn’t matter, now does it? Besides, this is about stuff I want, so let’s get to it:

1. Rolex Yachtmaster 37 Reference 268622 with Rhodium Dial. Details.
2. A Yacht (so that the watch makes more sense). Details.
3. All Expanse Paid Trip for Two to the Monaco Grand Prix. Details.
4. Helen Hunt. Details.
5. Porsche Mission e. Details.
6. Heck, even a 718 Cayman GTS. Details.
7. Tiffany Harmonica. Details.
8. Donations to ECHO to End Homelessness in Austin. Details.

Champagne wishes…TMJ